( August: Oh shit oh oh oh ohoh. )

That's all for now. I played last night and my computer crash for the first time since I've purchased it two years ago, and I lost some (not a whole lot...) of progress with the Vowels. : ( I'm kind of disappointed, but I'll get back into it in a day or so. I was honestly surprised my computer died; it had shown NO signs whatsoever of having a tough time with the game. Bawwww.

'Til next time!

( August is sooooo happy to be the father of 5000000 babies, because it means he gets to have sex 5000000 times. )


Because I hadn't updated this journal yet and I didn't want to get behind with the Vowel updates but stiiiill wanted to play, I made a new boy.

( Trust me, you want to see this: a gay gardener that hopes to marry rich and then kill his spouse. Yay! )

Thaaaaat's all, folks.

PS: Should I post these in some of the Sims 3 communities? I fear the overwhelming amount of gay would make them less well-received to the general public. idk. IDK! I JUST DON'T KNOW.

k night.

I'm back from my six week stint in Manhattan. The real world and I are on good terms, but at the sacrifice of my relationship with the Sim world, obviously! Don't worry, though. I'm working on fixing that straight away.

The first step to reconnecting with VirtuReality...


Creating a new Sim. This is August Vowel, a man with the ambition to become a super spy. His traits were randomized to reveal a young adult who is excitable, a daredevil, artistic, hopelessly romantic, and hydrophobic.

( The VOWELS: 1.0 )

More from the other family's soon, too, promise!

Hi everyone (or, uh: one). I decided to play my little homewrecker until I reached a good stopping point (since I'll be gone for six weeks), and I reached that point today. :'( Bye bye, Coop, you little homewrecking, baby-wanting ho.


( Coop: Want...more babies. Need...baby army. )

I'm going to be in NYC taking classes and away from my desktop, so no Sims. Unfortunate! However, I can live vicariously through the rest of you Simmers... Which leads me to ask: If you have any favorite LJs/blogs you enjoy reading Sim stories (legacy or not) from, please drop a comment with a link. I'd love to get a nice list going to follow while I'm off having my own adventure. :)

Thanks, everyone. 'Til next time.

I felt like adding text to this image, and my mind's default for script is always "hello, _______." so...



( Makin' BANK! )

That's all for now, folks. I leave for NYC in a week and there will be no updates for six weeks after that, because I won't have my desktop. ;_; I AM MORE HEARTBROKEN THAN YOU ARE, I PROMISE YOU.

For now, goodnight.

Hi everyone! The wedding went well (the real one I went to last weekend; not a Sim one, come on) and I've been back to playing with my boys.

So I have a ton of pictures to show. First up, some Sunset Valley spam (guest starring our beloved Goth family and a new fellow named Lewis)!


( Gunther, I want to have another baby. No, I don't care that you turn elder in six days. Shut up and bend over. - Coop )

I also have a new fella from Riverview to introduce.


His name is Loren Misa (the most original last name ever, ASIM). He is:
a natural cook
family-oriented
kleptomaniac
neat
and brave!

( First things first: he is not gay because he lives in a pink house, he lives in a pink house because he is gay. )

Sometime soon, you will get to see Loren decide on a man, Loren reaching towards his goal of being filthy-stinkin' rich, and Loren in some more super fierce attire.

Until then!

Oh, does Coop have news for you.

( We have to learn to dodge the ugly stick! Mortimer, move faster! )

Wedding this weekend, so no Sims until Monday! WHAT'S NEXT? ANOTHER BB? MORE UGLYSTICK? Oh, I just can't wait.

So, I played with Coop today.


Clumsy, hopeless romantic, great kisser, family-oriented, &green thumb. He was supposed to be just a tester Sim, and then his story...got outta control.

( He's pretty enough to get away with it. )

And tomorrow... Coop, or Andy? Now that is the question.

When we left off, Sherman had fallen asleep in bed.

Today, when we pick up...



( GOURMET THE GOLDFISH SAYS 'o hale no' )

FIND OUT SOON. Imma play some more CoopGunther, though, so... We'll find out about them first.

HELLO, ALL.

I started yet another Simstory, but this time... In Riverview, the extra town you can download for free by registering your game at the official Sims 3 website.

Meet Andy Prince.



( EXTREME READ. )

Another update to come. Will Andy ever get laid? Will he find his baby daddy? Will Hal GTFO?

ANSWERS TO COME SOON.